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My real name is Merrill Guice, but some people call me Marvel Goose. My pages contain original humor columns from Valdosta Georgia in the form of essays, slices of life, and darn lies. These pages look best if you are drinking bourbon.  Enjoy!

The Daily Egg is now a blog.  Posts when news is so absurd I can't control myself.

The Daily Egg  - Humor Column and Commentary almost five days a week.

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Fresh Egg -- The Monthly Short Story.

A church decides to open a bar.  Their only problem is getting the beer license...
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100 Things You Should Not Do In Valdosta

  • Make fun of Baptists in your humor column

  • Admit you like the Boondocks comic strip

  • Answer an ad in the classifieds looking for a Gator Trapper

  • Volunteer to bring cookies to the breast feeding class at the Lowndes County Health Department

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The Other Rant - Short one liners that we make up or steal shamelessly.

Have you noticed that some of the tattoo shops advertise " Tattoos while you wait" I guess that I can't just drop off my arm and come back later this afternoon, huh? read more

This Old Egg - Last month's humor column.

Many of my fellow Georgians are readying themselves to commit acts of civil disobedience this weekend. They are not protesting globalism, or global warming, or the rights of three legged cats. They are going to celebrate the 4th with fireworks.   read more

Golden Eggs -- Oldie But goodie humor columns

Every once in a while the old Goose drops out a golden humor column.  This collection goes all the way back to when we had dialup BBS's and newsletters.

Fun Stuff

Faked news stories, letters to the editor, and other parody material used to cause trouble when things got boring.

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A place to say thanks and also a lot of other humor columnists

 

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